Sorry to spam your post Andrew. Thanks for liking it! 

I’m going to miss you Mergio. It’s a terrible way to lose comedy gold.

Or.. If you happen to be in the Iowa/Wisconsin/Illinois area you can come watch Stateline Rallycross run. It’s the good time that never gets FP attention.

I’ve gotten plenty of sideways looks when dipping bacon (or pork chops, steak, Chicken, etc..) . Sometimes, I’ll hit the butter and the syrup.. Just awesome.

I do. I really do.

This is the absolute highlight of my day. Honest to god.

Thanks!

And the size of a Chevy Luv.

I didn’t intend to sound like Dom. I can see how it comes across that way.

It is a bit negative. Not totally inaccurate though.

I’m not a fan of the food coloring but he loves it. And the Venison is real venison. I’ve even snacked on it.

Those guys that always know better even though they’ve never done what they’re talking about. Kinda like all the barstool Ditkas that pop up during Football season.

Tires, temp, humidity, elevation, launch technique, location (prepped or unprepped surface).. There are a lot of factors. 

Star for "Stans". I belly laughed there.

Don’t let these articles get you too worked up. They’re more inflammatory than anything.

IPAs are the beers most forced upon one here in NE Illinois. I can’t stand IPAs and I will deliberately order the absolute worst beer on the menu (if you’re lucky they’ll have canned Busch!) just to set the snobby a-hole craft beer pushers off.

Hopefully they told their employees this time.

Why would a CEO that left the company in 1962 only have access to 1975?

You don’t want the HD orange bucket. Too conspicuous. You pop out to the store for some Flamin Hot Cheetos and when you come back to the car? The buckets gone..

“has announced that any diesels vehicle that don’t meet Euro 5"