I’ve noticed one thing about these lifted trucks. The people that complain about them all seem to have an unhealthy obsession with penis size.

Now, now. Everybody knows that your only option when an SUV or Truck pulls in front of you is to tailgate, get angry and then bitch about it on the internet.

Oh great.. Now these are going to skyrocket in value.

“Waymo’s Chrysler Pacifica was in “autonomous mode” during the crash, and that it doesn’t appear to have been the primary cause the impact.”

Sexy beast! Like most Jalops I won’t be able to actually buy one until it’s fully depreciated but.. Once you’ve owned a Suburban, everything else just doesn’t compare.

The Escalade makes no sense. The Suburban was always the king of the hill until 1999. It’s Chevy’s longest running nameplate (1935!). It’s been the low totem for a while and I welcome the change.

$70? NP for sure!

Sounds like it’s as bad as every other “car show” out there.

Justin, look.. When you’re talking and a woman makes this face.

It sucks but it’s worth it. I actually live in a wildlife refuge. I don’t think I could ever go back to Chicago and feel comfortable.

Oh my god! I have one of those little pricks that starts drumming on my metal roof vents. Every day from 4am to around 8am. This gets the Dog barking. Non stop. It wouldn’t be so bad if I worked normal hours, but... I usually don’t get home until midnight.

Autojournos and Bloggers are the same people that gripe about hard touch plastics in a $14,000 car. What do you expect?

Naw.. No fecal greaseballs floating around.

Bellends that are always crying about people who buy Pickups when “they don’t need them”.

Bless you good sir!

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President is too stressful. Congress is where it’s at for doing absolutely F-all.

No sorry needed.

The saddest part of this story and the stories like it is that very few know.

They say only a bad joke needs explanation.