Nope - that was my first thought too, you just beat me to it.

Is there a word for something that is both hilarious and terrifying? I’m having a panic attack while also wanting to asphyxiate myself laughing and I don’t know which one will win out.  I looked at the Snopes article and I still can’t believe this is real.

OK, went down a rabbit hole looking at before and after photos of Ivanka and wow.

I can’t star your post hard enough.  DIAMOND SMUGGLING???!!!!????  Jeebus! Two cases????!!!????  I mean, I knew she was a lizard person - cold, calculating, a mimic of human - but this is... wow.

I hope it gives us hope.

Me too!  I re-read it every few years.  It’s actually the only Tanith Lee I’ve ever read but I’m a huge fan based on that.

Right?  I mean, What Not To Wear spent years telling me to wear bootcut because it was the most flattering style and I discovered it was true, now you can pry my bootcut jeans off my cold dead ass in hell.  I’m happy they’re back in style because AFAIC they never went out.  Now, if they would just bring back…

SAME!!! Came here to say this actually.  I was so distracted by it I couldn’t concentrate on the article.

Oof, “popcorn haired” is exactly the description I never knew I was looking for of my grandmother, rest her soul. She had those tiny little curls all over her head and I vowed that I would never do that to myself.

I’d be happy with either TBH.

I want to read your mystery genre book.

Every time I tell someone about the first season and Jay’s final runway and his vision and how he was describing the person he wanted his model to evoke I get goosebumps. I got goosebumps just now remembering it while I was typing. And more remembering the first unconventional materials challenge and Austin Scarlett’s…

My cat when I was little was Mr. Tux. When I was in 6 grade my dad picked up a stray that was hanging around a construction site he was working at and I named her Nancy as in “her name was Magill, and she called herself Lil, but everyone knew her as Nancy”. I’ve had many a cat but not with very interesting names but a…

Wish I could be there to watch you dance, it sounds amazing!

None of any of that is doing him any favors.

Nice deployment of the ever beloved (by me) Rocky Horror reference!

This sounds like an ideal day to me, and I can take or leave the yoga part.

Just another reason to add to the list of why I haven’t stepped foot in a McDonald’s (meaning I haven’t bought or ingested and have actively avoided it) since August of 2003.

your comment doesn’t have enough stars. I have but one star to give.

Thank you for reminding me that I haven’t looked at Wonkette in months.