I love imagining Jesus slapping Trump. Thank you for that, I will be playing that in my brain for the next few hours today.

hocuspocusoctopus, you should write a guide to life! This right here:

I can’t thank you enough for recommending My Favorite Murder. Based on your recommendation and the agreement of a few others in this thread I subscribed last night and listened to the first episode today and enjoyed the hell out of it! My new favorite thing!

I totally agree! Sometime recently - I can’t remember when but I’ll never forget that it happened - I saw a picture of who I thought was James Lipton and I thought “Hmm, James Lipton, I haven’t heard much about him lately, I wonder what he’s up to.” so I read the caption on the photograph AND IT WAS LEO!!!!!

My mother used to say “too much muchness” although it was generally about really good things so I don’t think it qualifies in this case.

First thing I thought when I saw the photo at the top of the article was how much he looked like the creepy doll from The Conjuring.

I have on occasion been known to Costco and I have never seen that blessed gift in food form!

The only right poptart is a now defunct brand called “Toastettes” unfrosted cherry - they had a dusting of sugar on top and the filling was was - well the whole thing was better than poptarts. Last year I actually made my own (with pre-made pie crust) and they were pretty fucking tasty. I want to try again with a more…

Waaaaaay back in the ‘80's I had an idea that there should be a Variety or Sample box of poptarts so you get 3 or 4 flavors in a box. I don’t understand why they haven’t done that yet...

Yay! Hormonal teen angst twin powers activate! Form of... the glitter gel I used to wear on my face?

I’m giving you a big virtual hug. You are worthy of love and respect from yourself and others. You are deserving of taking up space and believing you matter.

If your local YMCA or rec center teaches it take a belly dance class. You will be exposed to women of all shapes, sizes and ages and see that the movement looks beautiful on all of them - the community of women I have met and dancing itself has changed my life and changed my relationship with my body. I still struggle…

We should have a club - I wasn’t into any of the heart throbs as a 13 year old in 1983. I was like “Scott Baio? Ewww!”, “Rob Lowe? Gross.”, I admit to being confused by Matt Dillon, he was (and still is) so pretty! I had a (non-sexual) crush on Boy George (mostly I wanted to be BFF’s with him), a (tentatively sexual)…

Anyone read the theory that Van Gogh suffered from Meniere’s Disease and that was the reason he cut off his ear? I have Meniere’s Disease (a thankfully very mild form of it) and I can believe that someone would do that - I have often said to Mr. Maiana “would you please remove my left (the affected) ear?” and judging…

Thank you for the advice and for the encouragement. Affording it now, on the other hand, that’s another story...

I had a minor surgery in 2009 (D&C and polypectomy) and I believe that Fentanyl was a part of the “cocktail” that the anesthesiologist gave me - he wouldn’t tell me what I was getting ahead of time when I asked, just that it was a combination of things. My recovery was pretty bad - instead of the hour I was told it…

If you are noticing the outer thirds of your eyebrows are thinning it is potentially a sign of low thyroid (which can also cause hair to thin). If you have already checked your thyroid please ignore my reply to your post.

If you’re weird then I’m weird too.

I wash and condition either every other day or every other-other day. Occasionally I might even go a day longer depending on if I’m just hanging around the house all weekend. I don’t use dry shampoo, I’ve tried it and it doesn’t do anything for me, I’ve had better luck with combing a (very) little corn starch into my…

WTF world? Between this, the Texas mom, the guy who shot his wife after chasing her down like a dog, the guy here in MD who shot his wife and then went on a shooting spree, the attack in Orlando, the one in Istanbul, Bangladesh... it’s like the end of days or something.