Good thing you’re not riding a fixie because you just backpedalled hard

So many times I bet!

I APPROVE OF THIS COMMENT.

As a person who enjoys blowjobs i keep trying to forget that dicks hit the rim/seat when dudes are pooping. Can’t help it I guess (unless they held it up the whole time??) Just. Ick.

Yeah. At least it’s passing the torch to a new person a’la Green Lantern, and not just genderfucking Tony Stark. I’ll take it!

No see, that’s what is so great about this; it’s a fantasy! She can be drawn with a gloriously perfect fro at all times, (except maybe bedhead for comedic effect). It won’t be representative of real life, but it will be super satisfying to look at :P

...Huh. What do you think was the determining factor in why those victims are dead? There are certainly victims of police brutality of all races, but it does appear that our culture makes it easy for everyone, even other minorities, to think of and treat minorities as if they are inherently dangerous, less-than-human,…

yeah this is what I don’t get. Apparently lots of people, whether they agree with him or not, seem to think that his speech was “us vs. them” in some way, and I didn’t get that at all. You have to couch every statement about race (or, hell, gender) inequality in “not all [x] people” so nobody thinks you’re an angry…

Could you explain this to me? I didn’t hear anything “us vs. them” in his speech, except in the “people who participate in/willfully contribute to oppression and people who don’t” way. It’s true that he didn’t have anything to say for folks who benefit from it in ignorance and don’t do anything about it either way,…

He is! I mean he’s shaken up, but Donna and the Gang have his back :)

Wait, what has Home Depot done?? They donate to Planned Parenthood and support LGBTQ folks/gay marriage, I thought they were ok ://

What. The. Hell. Did she get the $500 back?!

Yep, there was a Cruel Intentions 2 and, I believe, 3, and both were an awful delight that I watched on Starz in high school. The guy from Sanctuary was in it **adjusts nerd glasses**

Hahaha yep. The expose mockumentary just writes itself

holy fuck i’m going to be snort-laughing and then feeling guilty about it all day, well done

Um. There are no comparisons in grief, and this woman’s probably at the end of her rope. But if you think that excuses this behavior I’d like to introduce you to Mike Brown’s mother. And Tamir Rice’s mother. And etc.

um. why do you keep focusing on black people?? Pretty sure her/their position was that all minorities are unfairly advantaged in the admissions process because of race.

She is the human embodiment of an Onion article. Like that could not be more stereotypical ‘well-meaning white’ phrasing; maybe she hangs out with Paula Deen on the weekends.

the magical, dancing busboy

god damn these onions :’)