I love that he goes on to say he has more respect for women than ‘women who are support public nudity' (???) after literally just saying if he saw a woman's nip area he's gonna assault that shit.

I fully support a woman’s right to slug a man in public who attempts to grab her nipples without her explicit or implicit permission, and simply having them bare is not, as these reps have suggested, implicit permission .

“Us Liberty-minded folks...” And “You can’t expose your nipple.” Seems like the only Liberty they care about is their liberty to tell you what to do!

This. This makes me rage. Just because I, as a women, may choose to walk around with my middle finger in the air, pointed at this dude, does not give him the right to lick my hand. Pervert.

This reminds me of my favorite Tea Party Rally sign of all time.

Really you’re more shocked by the grammar? He’s saying if women are allowed to breastfeed in public then men should be able to sexually assault women in public. Like I understand this is Jez and snarking on grammar is usually a good way to blow off steam, but what he said is beyond the pale.

They’re so dumb that trying to argue with these people is impossible. At this point I just sit here like

That was the weirdest part. I SEE BOOB I GRAB BOOB doesn’t hold much water.

In a way, it is entirely apt.

“Such person purposely exposes his or her *anus*”

With the way these Republican misogynists *talk out of their ass* they’re setting themselves up for a lot of citations.

He was pretty much one step away from saying "if you want to dress in sexy clothes, I'll be inclined to rape you." Just no. I need a goddamn martini.

I wonder if they support equality in that? If so, I’m going to have to tell my husband to cover up or it’s purple nurple season around here! /sarcasm

I maek bill say nippel bad OK relect me

He’s not just defending men’s ‘right’ to stare with “boys will be boys,” but actually supporting men’s “inclantion” to grab a woman’s nipple in public.

Hey if you women have a nipple out then men are allowed to grab it kind of like if you’re just showing your wallet off—I mean

Honestly, I’m more shocked by the atrocious spelling and grammar than by the actual content of the tweets. That they are dangerously aggressive loose canons comes as less of a surprise.

I TAKE THAT BACK

THE REAL QUESTION IS

Why does Goofy, a dog, can wear pants....why does Pluto, also a dog, not?

Where are Donald’s pants?

Just what are they trying to pull here, anyways?!

I was looking at shirtless pictures of Henry Cavill on Tumblr and somehow an entire port wine cheese ball ended up in my stomach, adding a full 20 lbs to me.

Also - confident people are SCARY! Especially if the person is a woman who gives zero fucks about your boner.

What is it about us that makes people so mad?