Best (or worst depends on how you see it) creepypasta EVER.

And its leader, the Mauve Hand

This is happening to humans as well, thanks to "clubs"

I want Dick to control me! Dick will change my mind and my life!

All of them

I saw the Lion King when it was originally released, own the VHS Tape and DVD as well as the original soundtracks in both English and Latin-American Spanish.

Provided that the technology is advanced far enough to allow seamless replacement and future replacements and er....upgrades...yes.

The only rule I have for eating stuff (that is intended to be eaten) is "No shellfish" (Allergies). I can't say that picture looks very appetizing, but given the chance I'd try it gladly. I'd rather say that I tried it and didn't really like it than say that I didn't try it because it "looked gross".

If cats could talk they would say "Yield to me, inferior being!"

Who doesn't?

My dad and my grandma have the same birthday. Sept 10.

Yes

The man in the Sun is hot. But the one in the Moon is funnier

This kind of reminds me to the initial story arc of the Weregeek webcomic.

It's amazing. I tried looking for images of other diamonds with inclusions like this one and all I get are pictures of how to avoid and detect them in the search for the perfect diamond.

HellSegway

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

What I don't get is why mangy dogs get confused with chupacabras. Did the CB evolve somehow while I was not looking. I thought they were supposed to look like spined humanoids...

lucky you. I had to go bathe in bleach after writing it.

"Zombies, drugs, and incest/child molestation? Man, I am there!.....just let me grab the lotion and scented candles...yessss"