@drummrx: News headline next day: 'Seaman Stains discharged due to improper nut handling'

@BioLady: Indeed. They are awesome. And ice cream is my favorite form.

@comics0026: You would need to get un-processed un-roasted nuts and expose them to high pressure and a bit of water if I'm understanding the article correctly.

@Thogar: Seconded

@LuckyAmeliza: Yes.

@99TelepodProblems: BBC Presents: "Uranus - A deep look at the annals of planetary humor"

@Clixx13: What I tell them is this:

This reminds me a LOT of Stephen King's 'The Stand'.

@buddhatooda: True, but it's as close as we'll ever get...

@Ghostnappa9001:

@riggs: It's an 8-track player. That black cartridge they put is the precursor to the cassette that were used to make mix-tapes to listen on our walk-mans (men?) Those players were in cars even!

@Curves: "Mental Health"! Ha! That's a good one. I'll have to see if that one flies with the boss when I decide to watch M.A.S.K. again.

@Curves: 'Tis a sad thing indeed. I mean, it does have its perks, but it's a sad thing when you can say "when I was a kid" and start talking about stuff that happened 10 or more years ago.

@Curves: not to mention watching scary movies, sitting close to the TV, making faces without fear of "staying that way", play first and do homework later and having dessert and no dinner.

@Curves: That's what I always loved about lego when growing up. Building was not half the fun, it was a good 90% of it. Figuring out how to put the pieces so they would look and move and work like you wanted them to.

@Kaiser-Machead: seconded!

@Lawdog: Frankly, that is nothing compared to a PhD in Horribleness

@gods-n-clods: The system overloads and you end up with a movie that is both awesome and crappy at the same time. Last time it happened, the Super Mario Brothers movie came out.

@Wookielifeday: To rule over your puny minds!