Jeezus. I’m bipolar, and I have legal paperwork in case I lapse on my medication and end up hospitalized again, because the last time it happened I scared the shit out of my family and friends.

Singing “Happy Birthday” while washing your hands will help you hit the right amount  time.

That would be sad if he does. I don’t think he was aware that she’d bolted into the stockroom, and she was in the store the next week when I came in to check on the displays. She pretty much had a panic attack from what I recall.

I was working as a visual merchandiser at the Pebble Beach Company in the early 2000’s. The big rule for the staff was to not act crazy/stalk/ask for an autograph when dealing with the celebrity guests.

Wealth and religion has been tied together for a large percentage of religions for centuries. Catholic priests weren’t expected to be celibate until the church realized they could lose land to any children.

Silly rabbit. You only wave the faith flag when you’re an awful person who’s been caught being awful.

Devin’s a weasel. I had more than one college class with him and my reaction to him now is the same as it was back in the early 90’s - a distinct urge to punch him in his smug face.

I commuted past that house for decades. It figures a bunch of uptight asshats would complain about it.

What a pair of assholes. I still remember losing my first dog to cancer from when I was four. 

I do that too!  You’re not an idiot, you just missed the reference. It happens to us all.

It’s a reference to the Birdcage.

People who don’t inform others of their STD’s have been charged and sued successfully.

So a Catholic family is suing a Catholic school and part of the lawsuit is that by enforcing a ban to protect students and staff is a violation of the family’s religious beliefs.

We’ve always buried our dogs and placed a tree above them.

One of my younger sisters talked my mom into buying her an Epilady. My sister P and I ‘borrowed’ it to see how it worked - after that we referred to it as the Epitorture 3000.

Still accurate. That interview was terrifying in how disconnected Jackson was from reality.

There’s a lot of people in this world that didn’t have a childhood.

I haven’t been able to watch these interviews yet, as I’ve only just gotten through Leaving Neverland and even though I’d pretty much came to terms that Jackson was a pedophile in 1993, hearing both those men describe how they were groomed as children was heartbreaking.

Nailed it. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

I had this friend, G, who was aserial cheater on her boyfriend, L. L & I were in the same year in high school, shared a bunch of classes and went to prom together as friends. I know this sounds like some random info but it’ll be important later; L was 6’2”, on the football team part of the defensive line. I’m 5’5”, wa…