magpie-2017
AuntieMagpie
magpie-2017

I ate a chocolate covered ant when I was 11. All I tasted was crunchy chocolate.

My three cats have goofy nicknames:

On one hand, I’m happy Pink attended and with her statement.

I keep trying to think of a way to sue anti-vaxxers if it results in the death of someone immunocompromised.

JHC.

Here’s my running list of things that cause gun violence:

Or treat them like we treat autos - inspections and testing, federal and car requirements met to own one and required insurance for each gun. Lower rates if the owners submit to inspections of their gun storage, and their weapons aren’t recently used in a crime.

Good on Jameela for being a truth teller.

I admit I spent five minutes trying to figure out whose lap Sarah Silverman was sitting on before I noticed Kate had three legs and that there were dismembered hands everywhere.

I’m just happy to see I wasn’t the only one thinking he needed to fuck off. It hasn’t even been a year and he’s all “Have we gone too far?”

Poor picked upon racist, having to pay for his reprehensible actions and words.

I’m down for it, once they’ve got Gigolo Joe in stock..

When I was twelve, I went to an eye doctor for a yearly check up (I was so nearsighted) and I noticed as he did his exam his pants were was tented up. Had no clue why, but it was weird enough it stood out, because he also told me I was too pretty for glasses and I got my first set of contacts.

Rocky Horror Picture Show, Aliens, Bridget Jones’ Diary and Jaws.

Fleetwood Mac, Rumors - Secondhand News, Dreams, Never Going Back Again

Year: 1986

Exactly. I always kept a pair of old Nikes, jeans and a hoodie in my desk at work in case of earthquakes (working in California trains you to prepare) and in my car. Had steel toed boots when I was an admin for a construction company, because if I was on site, that’s what everyone wore. 

They were great live. Saw them at the Cow Palace with L7, and at the end of their set, he climbed a stack of two Marshals and dove towards Dave Grohl and his drums. Dave ran, Kurt hit them and the crowd went silent. I thought he was dead.

I want to be Carrie when I grow up.