magooslaststand
Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
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No, the moral of the story is to knock it off with the negative waves!

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

People ask me all the time why I don’t go out and cruise with them and the other car guys in the area.

That’s the Sean Connery-est thing I’ve read today!

Agreed.

This is exactly why it’s perfect. People hating on this car either don’t really understand what it’s about (being totally, unashamedly loud and boisterous) or are too old to be in the market for it anyway.

Thank you good sir. Many (many) years ago I presented a bill at Boys State (I assume that’s a thing that happened outside of Louisiana), that basically stated that those well above retirement age should be required to pass the basic drivers ed practical every two years. At the time I could barely drive myself (I was

It takes a special lack of skill and awareness to do it. Try drinking a fifth of Everclear then cutting a tie rod on your car to simulate the experience.

A C1 or C2 could be engulfed in flames and still be the most gorgeous cars ever made.

It has a V12. Your sedan doesn’t. Next please

Um no, a signal light does not give the driver the right to cut in, drive through or turn into anything.

Proof, once again, that dogs are superior to cats. You know what a cat would do in that situation?

Found one. This track wasn’t used and turned into a total disaster.

I think it suggests that everybody is different and has different experiences with marriage and with everything else.

> reads article
> pulls VW key out of pocket, turns it over in his hand
> looks out window at 04 R32 in parking lot
> ponders trading in on a new Golf R
> thinks of VR6 burble
> puts key back in pocket, smiles

This is bad kinja.