I would have assumed, the cat pumps his gas

It’s like you didn’t read the first sentence ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

These look great in person, as the only car to succeed at pulling that grille off.

Happy Birthday to me Saturday. I might not sleep this weekend.

*Internet High Five* And “our” car looks the business!

My boycott officially starts now

My sense of direction would have told me I was pointed toward the lake, and hence I’d be expecting said lake.

Clicked for an answer.

“Driver was on Auto-Crash”

This guy, or Gronk?

Meh. Did not complete the process.

Missed the subway

Nothing, have gotten nothing but love

1) I don’t even get how that is a thing. #Mouth Breathers

That’s what you took from that? Let me help.

Finally

Falcons gonna Falcons

Already looks old. That grille sucks. Wut are they doing?

Was Tank engineered destruction, covered in the “do you have a drinking problem” lifehacker post?

Hilux. The official vehicle of CAN’T STOP, WON’T STOP