Lol should do this on my speed3. Hood scoop sticking out from the mouth.

.....Yes, but the pantry-dropper quotient goes far in the other direction.

To quote Jason Stathom: "There's fucked, and then there's proper fucked"

If I had a dollar for every time the lline "Alfa might" was used in the last 10 years I could buy the Clippers.

Show me some Volvo wheels on a Ferrari and everyone's head will explode.

"To somebody special in the community"

Ray Charles? Is that you?

Insert horrifically violent profanity filled statement here

This car is like a model (of your choice). Even if it had no soul I'd be obligated to bang it at least once BECAUSE LOOK AT IT. Love every inch of this design.

You know, we did some dumb shit in cars back in high school. But if nothing else it was always on completely barren road in the middle of the night or on road surrounded by Jersey barriers. Because who the fuck would not see the obvious danger and fucktardery involved in weaving through cars where there is 2 way…

Based on the videos it looks like a 15 year old on a learner's permit was driving that car. Must be high standards set for participating in the rally. Sheesh

This is ripe for parity

Fist bump

They shoulda kept this design for 10 years and just kept adding features and styling refreshes.

Orlove! THESE WERE NEW PANTS!!!!!!!

Wtf was that thing doing out there

Feel free to kill yourself

Well done Orlove. I find your break down quite accurate and I love this thing the more I look at it. If I had the money I'd try to order it now.

You are correct sir. I'd buy one of these in a heart beat as it is everything I want and need wrapped in one.

I'm always in the minority on these. I like it for some reason I can't explain....Although I haven't experienced it from the cockpit.