Give me the street beneath my feet and the wind in my hair

"just asking for it"

If Subaru covers the tires tab, I would drive it from the Yucatan to the Yukon. During the right season that would cover just about every possible driving surface and a temperature variance of over 100 degrees. Now that would be an adventure.

I realize, just rreeealllyy like that 3 door

You trolling me Hardigree? "Five door option and nothing else" then pictures of the glorious 3 door!

Would Chuck Norris dive into a volcano just to lite his cigar?

#SKAYGASM

Instantly my first thought. The tracing paper is strong with this one.

Anything with a turbine

If that was all, I would have it in the mail already and inform you to start picking the car you plan on buying with the proceeds.

What do you think it would take to get an audio book made of Morgan Freeman reading all of your comments?

How many body parts are worth something on the black market that I can function without? I'm willing to trade all of them

That little fellow really earned his stripes.

Once modern business practice dictated vast platform sharing, Oldsmobile and Mercury no longer had a place in the world.

Accurate description all around. I don't think it is lovely, but that's actually the same reason I enjoy the Juke. Because Fuck bland jelly beans. I even think the V6 can do fine carrying the mark but RWD is needed to play in the realm I think they truly want to.

Amen to that. I've been expecting Lincoln to die for a while now but I think Ford is in a place that it would be so easy to fix it if only they gave a few more damns.

Much like if my girlfriend asked me to have a 3-way with Kate Upton, the response would be:

My car keeps trying to die so I take the train. Much more relaxing than I-95.

Hmmmm, no I'll stick with my 4 cylinder snail of a wagon that is currently in my apartment's parking lot with the ECU and half the dash in the back seat.

LOL could not be said better