magnumburrito
MagnumBurrito
magnumburrito

How is this not a red card for flopping your manhood

No need to shame the guy for still enjoying life.

“And walking off the court without shaking your opponent’s hand is....?”

“ Now, I’m usually pretty anal (pun intended) about wiping clean, but I’m guessing between all the splashing and my unbelievably hairy ass being like a briar patch for dingleberries I must’ve underestimated the situation.”

I use to do this for basketball as a youngin. This piece just inspired me to do it again. Thank you.

That pic looks straight out of The Walking Dead.

They weighed a 1000 lbs.. so they’re filled with Santa’s thickest fart air ever if they’re not full.

I don’t get fighting for something you have no control over. People are dumb.

Now playing

I just saw this yesterday. It’s the “Rules for Rulers.” 

Fuck the car driver. He had a chance to wave “my bad” instead of flipping the guy off. He deserves to have his phone dropped.

He may of promised to never play this game again after another concussion. Those tears could be him realizing his time in football is over.

“BUILD MORE HOUSING.”

“you ghetto”

Not that you can see this BlindDude but..

“I didn’t even vote so I can’t blame Case Keenum for his shitty play.”

I just saw he didn’t vote.

I saw Mike Evans didn’t even vote. Fuck this guy.

During the primaries Trump said he would offer Caitlyn Jenner his hotel bathroom, and he used “she” when referring to Caitlyn. No “he/she” rhetoric.