Runball, Jukeball, Chuckball, Faceball, Smashball.. none of these sound good. Just give up, man.

Rugby is the checkers version of chess. Yeah I know it doesn’t make sense, BUT IT DOES.

Leisure Suit Larry- the fun quest of getting laid

James Harrison should at least spy cam record the interview and then release it after he retires.

Jon, you win the fan submissions.

“I’m reading a book, in braille, on her nipples, and trying to pick up the subtext with my dick. Yeah, that’s what I’m doing, reporter guy.”

Hit this fucking asshole with a belt like he did to the dog, or make him spend a week in jail.

“donation”

When I didn’t finish, my mom used to always give me the, “there’s starving kids in Africa” line. I was skinny kid tho. But fuck her shitty tasting beef stew.

When cutting, I do the chug 20 oz of water before every meal. Helps with my hydration and feeling fuller quicker.

*K’Waun Williams drops to the ground mid rescind retirement meeting*

*Randy Marsh sack bouncing gif goes here*

Just for a little time saver, pick up Fat Gripz so you don’t have to iso train the forearms.

Airplane’s are the worst place to fart. Sometimes you can’t even get up to get away from it. “Hey everyone! Would you like to smell my asshole and then spend another couple hours remembering how bad it smelled?!”

Glimpse of the future:

It’s your central nervous system (CNS) getting overloaded. It’s like your high for 10 seconds, and if you pass out the high wins.

He was named after Jujubebes?! That is effing great.

I’m totally stealing that move, Phanatic.

A seizure face makes the ball return more unpredictable.

I wish the announcer would of said, “God fucking damn it! Now we have to fucking apologize for you, Patrick.”