You're only doing the woman a favor. Thank god I would never let such a dick inside me.

And deprive her of the worst two minutes of her life? I've found that dudes who bitch about pubes usually don't bring their A game.

Surprise! Some people with untrimmed pubes respect themselves!
Surprise! Some people with trimmed pubes don't respect themselves!

Surprise! The state-of-the-pubes has little to do with self -respect!

Hair removal and self respect have absolutely no correlation. You are welcome to like what you like, just don't expect self-respecting women to feel the need to conform to what you like.

Surprise! Not everything is about your dick!

Are you sure this wasn't at the pubic wig store, Amerkin Apparel? rimshot

Dead porcupine is much better for eating than live porcupine. Same goes for chicken and cows.

Did you see how thats literally his name?

"We have to bring our baby" is not an emergency for the restaurant. It seems to me that they do care about their customers - they care about all the other people dining at the time this couple brought their kid! And none of the sources I read said anything about them calling the restaurant to try to get them to make…

Having kids means making sacrifices.

As a survivor of domestic violence, I am going to voice what may seem really weird to you. I'm glad he kept snapping the pictures.

As a Utahn, this makes me so happy. I felt sick to my stomach as soon as I heard the state wouldn't recognize those 1000+ marriages. I also find it sickening that my state is going to spend upwards of 2 mil fighting a losing battle when that money could be spent elsewhere - maybe on finding a solution to our poor air…

Honestly, as someone who has lost a close, immediate family member, I'm offended that he would say that. Those experiences shape your life and are something you never forget. They are using their personal experience to try and do something to help others who may also be going through those experiences.

I'd also really like to know why, in an otherwise empty room (or a room otherwise filled with warm fluffy cushions), a cat will insist on sitting on the piece of paper that someone left on the floor.

THERE ARE HOUSEWIVES ON HULU????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Ummmm, my husband would like to have a word with you...

ENJOY YOUR EARTHQUAKE INTO THE OCEAN! *Sobs into ice*

I feel scared and sad like I need to reproduce immediately to counteract the children being raised by stark raving lunatics.

I feel like it's all they can do to not type "and I don't skin people; honest!" with a crazy grin on their face as they make up these victim-luring profiles.

I used to bang the shit out of a straight edge guy. So… it doesn't normally include no fornication, does it? *Also, side moment for me to drool over how hot he was while my husband is in the other room….* /and, moment over.

gwen did it better