Look the goatse man worked hard...

Clearly not, because it is sold-out, and thus I would be unable to obtain tickets.

Wait... How would this work? They make more than one kind of pretzel. Would this mean that you could only order one kind of pretzel with this recliner?

Make it like a manual transmission. The recliner level moves not just forward and backward, but left and right as well. Each position corresponds not to a gear, but to…

Thing is, even in the HD era broadcasters still screw up aspect ratios with impunity. They just figure that people will get pissed off at black bars, even if it’s on a 55" screen. STARZ, for example, showed The Force Awakens at 1.85:1.

Imagine being such a “No fats, no femmes, MASC4MASC” weirdo that finding out that your man wants to paint your toenails causes this dramatic reaction. For me, the biggest problem with this relatively benign request would be trying not to laugh as my partner gets super horny over toenail painting. Just being rock hard…

Jesus.

We all grieve in our own ways

leaning as hard as he can into the “meme”...and trying to make it economically viable

which is kind of funny...it’s like they want to promote the “see the enemy as less than human so you are a better killing machine” line that it has been proven again and again video games DO NOT DO

Ever feel like you just walked into a family argument you didn’t know was going on?

I just hope he’s aware of the effect he has on women.

I have every episode on my hard drive, and I have a lot of unpacking to do in my new place. So this weekend I’m going to hold my own Mythbusters marathon.

Actually, they’re known as “the grays.”

You do a really good job at underlining the ultimate reason why I think the gentle ribbing of Reply Guys should be condoned - nay, encouraged: guys on the internet suck and deserve to have a constant stream of piss taken out of ‘em.

Oh man, replying to a blogpost as if it is written by the subject of the post is one of the more cringe-inducing things I see on the internet.

I got a Gentle Herpes notification for this?

“We’re proud to announce our newly named team ... The Washington Lady As!”

They should rename the team to Washington Free Blankets – Daniel Downing, St. John MO, United States, circa 2015

The more I hear about “cancelled people,” the more I think cancel culture should be a thing.

In this, the year 2020, where even the most ridiculously implausible and stupid things seem to happen with frightening regularity, I will still go out on that limb and say that “Ernest Cline wrote a good book” is impossible.