magnetmonkey
MagnetMonkey
magnetmonkey

I'm writing a book called 'Crowdfunding or: How a Fool and His Money Are Soon Parted'. Look for it on Kickstarter. It's not a scam. Those plane tickets to the Caribbean are just a coincidence.

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For obvious reasons I automatically thought of this.

This is weird and pretentious. I like games as much as the next guy, but this is the same shit as pushing your kid into the sports you played to relive your own memories.

Just not the same without him

Shouldn't they have gone to the vet instead? Sorry too soon?

MY ONLY REGRET IN THIS WORLD IS THAT THERE IS NOTHING TEXTUALLY SUPERIOR TO EXPRESSING MY EXCITEMENT THAN A SERIES OF MY FAVORITE CELEBRATION .GIFS AND TYPING IN ALL CAPS. HOLY FUCK THIS IS HAPPENING PEOPLE. MY BOWELS HAVE JUST EXPLODED FROM EXCITEMENT.

Less games should be doing this... I have both consoles but console gamers with the Xbox One only are losing out. This isn't like Tomb Raider 2 where it's timed exclusivity. This is just throwing money to a third party to fuck over the competition. The only winner in this is Sony, not the consumer.

You're making a joke right? Right?

The lack of communication options between players, unbalanced PvP, lack of missions, poor matchmaking and repetitive environments.

Best online experience: Destiny

Everyone and their grandma is making old school point and click adventures for you right now. Personally, I'm glad to see a more modern take on classic games that I loved.

I think they did a very good job with it later on.

Seriously on 2. I remember a store in the states quit selling cigarettes but the reality was nobody actually bought them from the chain and it saved them money in the process.

Pokemon. Officially creepier and scarier than Resident Evil has been in nearly a decade.

A better option:

"I'm ready for another next gen adventure!"

In Europe the worms puts the guy to sleep and crawls out of his ear.