Kids grow up and become adults who have sex. What a concept!

$$$$ = awesome dermatologists

I think what you're trying to say is "if I can tell you're not a man and/or not white from your writing, I think you're a shitty writer."

Yeah, those glasses are absolutely on point.

Hehe. If Benedict Cumberbatch and Maggie Q got married they would be...

The problem is, by saying you only feel sympathy for their children and not for these women stuck doing something they regretted, you're ensuring that women will continue to feel ashamed for having these feelings and they won't speak about this frankly to people close to them or anyone else, and will keep these…

My mom's advice was, "You can have an abortion if you get pregnant or you could raise a baby with help if you so choose but you can't un-have AIDS." She was also super paranoid about me getting sick. I was anal retentive about condoms even with long-term partners. However, over time, I actually must have developed…

I told Mark he could only post it if he did a where are they now and looked up all these 55 year olds — he ignored my decree.

Gross explanation by medical student:

Touché is a fencing term. It's a joke. Welcome.

Ladies and gentlemen, I humbly offer you - the rowing uniform.

Special mention: The swim team "uniform" worn by Taylor Kitsch in warlock film The Covenant.

Well, if it makes you feel any better (?), if you had clicked through you would have learned that the dick pics in question (there are 2) do not belong to Meeks. They belong to a well-known gay porn star named Tae the Doug, based on people recognizing the tattoos.

A friend of mine was just on Chopped, and they actually edited together whole sentences that she didn't even say, as well as leaving out a lot of things that she did say that made other things that she said make more sense. So, everyone on twitter hates her now.

I guess I can do that, maybe I just cant deal to the fact that I have to do yet another bureaucratic move, and now for Facebook. But is a good idea, Ill give it a try. Thanks

As someone who got bullied frequently in a school where teachers and administrators did nothing to help, as someone who was small for her age who couldn't physically defend herself, I would have loved it if my mom beat up my bully for me.