You can easily buy Taupe from the NYX website. With shipping, still way cheaper than Aucoin.

Great article and agreed that you don't need a ton of spendy products, BUT... but but but. Keep in mind that if you are like me & have a small forehead (a three-head as opposed to a five-head) you don't need to contour your forehead at all. You don't want to make it recede more at the top if it's already wee.

Oof. This combined with his dead-eyed smile in that pic. I can’t.

So happy I’m not on HBC anymore. I went on because of hormonal issues, but they made me a crazy person. Just incredibly depressed, frustrated and irritable. Everything seemed like a giant deal. Going off them was the best thing I’ve done for myself.

At a lot of places, as a service worker it's considered out of line for you to tell someone to tip, or how much to tip. It's seen as very unprofessional. But doesn't all travel literature now tell people that you're supposed to tip in the States?

could have been, but they were also masters back then of teasing, spraying, and then just not washing for like two weeks while adding hairspray every day and sleeping with a scarf tied around it.

YES. Team Keanu. OMG Team Keanu.

oh, he just wanted to kill a bunch of people and himself. that sounds rational and very manly

How do you know what her other accomplishments are? This is just one aspect of her life.

... do you even go here?

I'm pretty positive they ARE working out, a ton, just not on camera. There's probably a get-fat, get-kicked-off-the-show clause in their contracts or something.

I'll say something utterly shallow here. How do the people on this show drink SO goddamn much and stay so thin? All that wine would make me blow up like a balloon. Okay, I'll be honest. All that wine HAS made me blow up like a balloon.

People get so pissed at Gwyneth but I have no fucks left to give about whatever is happening with GOOP. So she's rich, and therefore out of touch, but people get way more pissed about that than, say, Clooney, who's also rich, and therefore out of touch. Is it because she tries (and, admittedly, fails) to build a…

it's not just you. That one seemed particularly nasty.

Yes, & this person isn't describing their clothes fears, whoever they (KF) are. They're describing body fears. They mention a "gunt" AND jowls. So what they're saying is they don't want to gain weight or get old. Stay on topic, KF.

"with guests including Bianca Brandolini and Lauren Santo Domingo."

Whitest/boringest man in the world has 365 opportunities to write something interesting or inventive on white board, wastes every single one

I will FOREVER be grateful to my husband for his proposal, which was inventive and romantic and surprising but happened when we were alone in a hotel room and he didn't record a goddamn bit of it. THANK GOD.

No, I hope not! That would ruin the magical unrequited-love element of the show IMO. I LOVE that Ilana fruitlessly (and openly) lusts after Abbi, and is cool with them never actually hooking up. Don't ever destroy that tension!

Honestly thought her name was made-up and a reference to The Crying of Lot 49.