HAHAHAHA i love that she wants us to believe for one second that her own cut-rate beauty line has ANY PART in her routine. A+ for businesswomaning!

Ok, I didn't really want to see this due to my own anger at Mae Whitman being labeled an "ugly, fat friend," because WHAT. However, that GIF of Alison Janney... it's my new favorite thing. And now I'll probably see this goddamn movie.

I'll admit what I said was ageist, I apologize for that. The reason I said it was because I have a hard time believing that 18 year old Disney stars, raised on a set, are known for their eloquence. I can think of a few others who come across as straight-up dumb.

Literally just a person.

I don't think she smells like weed. Or patchouli. I'm also not white. So, whatever. God forbid I suggest that a Disney star who's 18 has her team go over and make edits to her statement before she submits it!

Omagaa. No doubt the sentiment is her own. What I said has nothing to do with her race and EVERYTHING to do with her being a public figure. I'd say the same thing about anyone who has a PR team. She was on a Disney series, for Chrissakes. White, black, green, purple - sorry but if you think she just banged this out &…

Well, to be honest she's got a PR team. I sincerely doubt she wrote that on her own. The sentiment is great, though.

what kind of magic spell has Jared Leto cast to make people think he's attractive?! The eyes. So close together. He looks like a puppet.

my favorite ASMR videos are generally beauty-related. There are a couple that are like spa role-plays, and one that I really love which is a makeup application roleplay.

I believe it is a reference to this meme:

i'll be the asshole! "scallop burgers" is a very dumb name for scallop sliders. a burger is something ground & formed into a patty. just 'cause you put something on a bun does not make it a burger.

yes, this. I live in Los Angeles and among people I know, juicing is less popular than smoothies because you lose all the fiber from the fruit and veg if you just juice. I mean, don't get me wrong, everyone has a juicer, too, but blenders are in heavy rotation. (plus without a blender, how you gonna make your raw…

Disagree, 'cause if you say it out loud people will just think you're saying DiCaprio, which is UNACCEPTABLE.

I don't even know why I clicked on the article because I don't watch Housewives (I think i was hoping for a pic of the long-haired Brazilian) but this is a choice quote from the LuAnn article:

Wait so like... she DID return cats... but in 2012... and they were her former lover's or something... so, wait, what?

You just use it on its own? Do you mix with anything?

he was on an early season. Not the first. I think Puck was actually one of the *reasons* they learned that crazy makes for good TV.

So she keeps saying!

oh man i've always wished i could have an ENTIRE HOODIE made out of one of those Olay facewash cloths that lather up when you wet it

They toss a few crazies in every season to make it worth everyone's watch. What I like about this season is that clearly Ashley S was *supposed* to be the really nutty one, and Kelsey was *supposed* to be the TRAGIC one, but then she switched mid-stream and became even crazier than Ashley S. Now that's nutritious AND…