i don't buy it, also WHOSE HEAD IS THAT.

... BRAISON d'être

Oh, I just mean here on Jezebel, not in the world in general.

No one talks about Grey's. No one. I'm sure there are people who still watch it but it's certainly not water-cooler-chatterworthy.

Yes, this. I honestly do not get the rage-boner that somehow sprung up in the last half of 2014 for Lena Dunham. It was cool to watch Girls, then it became cooler, I guess, to not watch, and to talk about how you don't watch. Because Girls is too... what? I don't even know. Meanwhile we champion Shonda Rhimes who's…

What's up with the ladies wearing ties & vests in the infographic? Is that supposed to really drive home the "business opportunity" angle?

hmm. i don't think it was presented in a way that was supposed to shock us, necessarily. I think the point was that Marnie has found herself again in a situation that's still not *her* - she's not an ass-eaten kind of girl, it was uncomfortable, and then his "i love that," and her "i love you too" in response. she's…

say whatever you want, the flat white is fuckin' delicious.

Totally imagining you in a dressing gown lazily smoking a very long cig to go with this comment.

I nominate Ryan Hansen to play him in the TV movie.

We specified "no kids under 8, unless they're family" at our wedding. Not one second of regret. Kids don't give a shit about being at that family ceremony. They look at it as one more opportunity to hang out with older family ("do you remember me? you've gotten SOOOO big!" booooring) and wear something scratchy. Let…

are you KIDDING me with this. also, i couldn't stop staring at those filthy, dirty tweezers. Just all-around naaaasty.

Would it kill you if she didn't?

practice effective eye contact... but maybe without these scary-ass blue lenses?

oh my god dude! here's a fun fact: I MYSELF AM LACTOSE INTOLERANT.

hah! "trolling." it's not just your stomach that's sensitive, boo!

you're checking someone on being "appropriately gangsta" and then mention that you will switch to a lactose free cheese

um... what's happening here.

The guy I lost my virginity to was a quiet weirdo, which I found charming at first. When we entered his apartment, I made a joke about his cat. He took a moment and said, "Please... please don't make fun of my cat."
Later, in his bed, he kept falling asleep on top of me and when I would jostle, he'd clear his throat,…

well, no, not really. we're talking about a key and peele video.