Here’s how the restoration conversation went.

The 3 Series isn’t changing, just the M3 will have the 4 Series/M4 grill.

I thought so too, but it looks like that’s not the case. 

This is the only correct answer. Especially since it inspired this:

Volkswagen: Da da da, ich lieb’ dich nicht du liebst mich nicht aha aha aha

yeah i think the difference is, those gimmicks aren’t part of the base models for FCA vehicles. so they are almost always functional and can be deleted or changed easily if they start looking dated or corny. Jeep and Dodge do those things the right way. i don’t know if that was Planktron’s original point, but i don’t…

She was “educated” at a medical school in Nigeria.  Need I say more?

This, but complicated by Germans

Can we do a gofundme to pay their domain registration for the rest of time?

The controllers are different, probably the only part of the new version that’s an upgrade rather than a stripping down. This is probably an economy version Quest-lite at a lower price than the original.

Augustus Gloop

I did that last year with the 04 XC70, 4 months in the oil pump gave out and it developed a terminal case of rod knock. Hence why it needs an engine.

Fix up the Corvair.

probably because the mask gets wet and broken down and useless

As if a fucking beer koozy is appropriate material for a mask you’re supposed to breathe through.

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These pissant fuckers are refusing to wear masks, and their pissant red state politicians are declining to enforce mask-wearing, for one simple reason: right-wingers in the USA care more about abstract concepts like unlimited individual liberty, than they do about solving real-world problems.

True, but at this point we all know better, so anyone who points to advice from 3 months ago as to why they are still doing something that is now universally panned is being intentionally obtuse.

Oh, they didn’t miss the opportunity. That’s Trump campaign manager Brad Parscale rocking a maga mask in the White House. If there's a way to fleece his fans they'll find it.

When all your news comes from sources telling you COVID-19 is just another flu, the warnings are a hoax to make your president look bad, masks can make you sick, and the only point in wearing masks is to show compliance with the Deep State; everyone wearing a mask is a foolish tool that you can enlighten and free, all…