@nuksies: Hum, well played.

@kingcrim84: Any type of risk is worth it for bionic limbs. I commend you my friend.

@crimsoneye: He's obviously on some sort of rampage. Him and his effing w's.

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: "I thought 7 inches would be too small but that actually looks like the perfect size."

Is that a Samsung Galaxy Tab in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

What about the Grilled Mac and Cheese Sandwhich?

@JakeMG: ♂ Man: MagicTrackpad to the rescue!

@demonheart1514: Ouch!

@BratPAQ: They probably saw your netbook and got pissed you didn't own an iPad. Then they probably realized all hope was gone and left.

Jesus thats blurry!

@ericesque: Same here. Lebron James, maybe you should get your eyes checked.

@Zazu_Yen: Downward spiral.

@CornerSka: I think its Cookie Monster.

@Wivyx: "...Constantly swinging your arms... ...would tire you out before you finished..."

What if they could find a way to put these into phones?

@MasAer: It would seam that way?

At least the new Rockband for PS3 won't need to include a microphone...

@teh1andonlym0: what's the deal with even trying? we tried before. then we analyzed the comment mechanics, deduced that the rest of the people wouldn't bother to laugh and sat down in a chair.

The best part will be when LetsTryThisAgain logs in and see's he has 1500 replies.

@trunicated: How dare you.