@NorwoodIsMyHero: And then pack up your things. You're fired.

"Sir, these are Ninja Stars, you can't bring them aboard the plane."

@Hearthatvoiceagain says why not it's Friday: Well played.

@einsteinisdead: If I close one eye I can kind of make it out.

@freetobelee: What'd it taste like?

Sweet!

@SEDAGIVE?!: Ya we been fighting dem pesky cockroaches for a few months now... Papa says we ain't ever gonna get rid of 'em... oh, you said buildings... oops.

@Waffles And Syrup: Have you tried rebooting?

@Drummertist v.2: As if played by the hand of God himself...

@infopowerbroker: As long as you're not lying...

@patrick007: Snap, well played.

@Weiner: Don't be a weiner.

Okay, time to flip over.

@Raijin「雷神」Needs A Gold Star: Well for one, it looks like a cross. And for another, the author of this article is named Jesus.

Sweet Jesus.

Excel 2011 for Mac will have VBA this time around, correct?

@Kwinten: Ya, those and the demos.

@hmmcolor: You just blew my mind.

Hmm... I can already picture the awkward video conversation between Jobs and Schiller at the keynote.