"Hey this is a really nice pla-'Whoaa'"

@Nitemancometh: "I got me sum colorful balls!"

@jcnaquin: Dude, I'm sorry, waaaay off topic, what... the eff... is that in your avatar?

Is that a 27" iMac?

You know what they say, theres no such thing as bad publicity.

@FriarNurgle:

@RodofGod: You just got starred?

@FriarNurgle: Even room for some spare carrots eh mate?

@notfred: Awkward silence.

So does this mean it wasn't stupid of me to spend $89 on a pair of Apple earbuds?

I'll stick with my Atari.

Does he do dishes... in his TOILET!?!?!?

Guts. His words, not mine.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: Yes, but would you like to have your leg chopped off like chop suey?

Hmm... earthquake bed and you only need an allen key to put it together.

Jee golly papa! Dem gators be breeding in the sewers again!

@Craig Jason McBrenner: Well thank you for the insults.

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: Something you'd want to watch once... then want to kill yourself after watching for all the hours of your life you just wasted.

Nice, how much is... oh nevermind, I just finished reading the title.