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Be very, very careful Michael…

I’m just here to tell Jim Spanfeller, Paul Maidment and the rest of the cowards to get fucked.

They most certainly have that right.

and he congratulated undercover MAGA and alt-right pinup girl Tulsi Gabbard

Thank god you have your priorities down. Not the abhorrent racism and abuse. But that they didn’t endorse Sanders!  The nerve!  What names shall we call them?

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.

““Eat the rich” and “vote for the ‘capitalist to [her] bones’” are somewhat...contradictory programs.”

Hey, speaking as a Native American, Mr. Crosbie, go fuck yourself sideways with Trump’s 9 iron, you racist, ignorant piece of shit.

If England is upset, they can come over here and burn down the White House again. 

Because men are trash.

I am an expert as I have never missed a field goal in an NFL playoff game

Maybe Bernie is being hesitant because his name & campaign are mentioned in the report. Sorry to break it to you but Splinter’s favorite son doesn’t have clean hands in this matter at all.

Maybe, just maybe, Bernie is a thin-skinned asshole who can’t take criticism from anyone, be they centrists or true blue Progressives.

Then there’s Fake Woke White People aka Splinter’s entire staff and 99% of their approved commentors.

Whoever was in charge of creating this DLC was a pack of jackasses. All this pain they caused us gay gamers just to make Kassandra related to Aya. Aya! She wasn’t even the lead of her own game! And her child’s death was the motivating plot of Origins so we KNOW that Kassandra’s bloodline died with her! So much grief…

...and New England didn’t even really care that they won the game afterward. I don’t think that I hate the Patriots, insomuch as everyone appears to be just bored that they’re here. After they won, Tom Brady said that he was looking forward to spending time with his family. After the Caps won, Alex Ovechkin went on a…

Sort of the sports media version of Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

the Dora Milaje School for Wishing a Motherfucker Would.

lol