I can't lie. I like it.

Nice post.

Yeah I'm sorry but after having kids I have almost no sympathy for single people or couples without kids. Complaining about your ONE experience travelling for a couple hours with upset children? OH NOEZ! YOUR LIFE IS SO HARD. Blow me.

These are actually bedbugs and one of those is actually in your nostril.

I know there's going to be a lot of shit talked about this article, but I was actually really refreshed to see an article about an innovation in ruler technology.

Can't wait to tell my kids how I remember the days back when the internet was awesome.

For some reason it's weird to me that they blow on it from far away rather than putting their mouth on it. This should be called 8-bit pan flute.

I just have a feeling that Jesus is one of the folks who don't know the difference between "semi-automatic" and "scary giant machine gun."

Why are semi-auto firearms for self defense hilarious?

This is such a stupid article. I'm used to stupid articles on Gizmodo, but this ... come on guys. Come on ADAM. How about you write something with actual content instead of dribbling out your own uninformed fears?

Volume knob!

I know right? Resolution and good graphics are the only reason to play games!

I have a 65" hooked up to my XBox One, but it's old and can't display anything but 480p. It's still awesome because IT IS BIG.

Or just get a Lumia 1020 and actually take good pictures so you don't need to add "zazz."

So this happened the other day

That's why there's Cadillac, Mercedes, and BMW estate cars with massive engines.

Good to know, thanks! I'm assuming this means the V8 is cheaper and I'm that much closer to being able to afford a used one at retirement! In 40 years!

I know the exhausts are no longer like this (I think they are actually cooler on the deck lid) but each time they showed the car expressing its massive hips, with these incredible intake cowls on the side, I was just in awe of the beauty of the lines. Can you be specific about what bores you about this car? I…

Doesn't the R8 Spyder only come in V10 variant?

Staten Island rules bitches.