magicallysuspicious
MagicallySuspicious
magicallysuspicious

Honk.

This needs more stars. I’m not saying that Jameiss 100% raped her but he’s pretty much a human piece of shit. I’m not a violent person but I wouldn’t mind seeing him knocked down a handful of times by Beasley.

I do not find him charming at all. His smarm makes me queasy.

So many points for this comment!

She could fairly fill all five slots in the Best Actress category.

Is there even a point to that reference? Like, what part of the Beyoncé + fancy dress* + ?? equation equals Jay Z jizzing on it? Do I just not listen to enough pop music? Am I old?

Yes.

I have a friend from grad school who, right after graduating, married a dude who heavily pursued her, and now she's this kept woman/hausfrau living in Modesto, California. Her social media presence is SO depressing to me, but I don't want to dump her because I think she's lonely and she'd notice. Her Instagrams are

why is shoeless houses a big deal. i don't live in America and nobody I know wears shoes in their house. It's considered super rude wear your shoes in other people's houses, mostly because most of the time there is a good two foot of snow outside or the mucky remnants of melt from said snow and anything you had on

I was (emphases on WAS) Facebook friends with someone I knew from college who was, apparently, an SAE. His post about this incident was so insanely disgusting and horrifying that I'm tempted to post it here, verbatim, and would if I wasn't so paranoid.

I know I'm old because I don't even care that I don't know what it means.

I'm sure when he first made the joke it never entered his mind; I'd point the finger at those who automatically think monkey= african american.