Everyone knows the more you dislike a cat, the less inclined it will be to leave you alone.

I honestly don't know, and I can't ask him for clarification, given he's dismissed me as part of "the problem" and thus not worth his time.
But I'm guessing his "not all Muslims" argument is decidedly less reassuring to actual Muslims.

I really fucking hate people, btw.

Close!
Me: " Yes, I'm sure you're all about productive and healthy discourse. I'm sure you're not at all a fan of the terms "snowflake" or "safe space," given they're a ubiquitous signifier of the hive mentality. Those people are part of the problem, and you aren't.
We're on common ground, though, because at this point…

Ask and you shall receive:

A guy on Facebook just lectured me for painting all Trump supporters, himself included, with the same brush. I had stated all Trump supporters are responsible for what went down in Charlottesville, that they knew what they were supporting and endorsing before any of this happened. At this point I don't even know if…

So a child?

A Facebook comment that made me equal parts sad and homicidal: "I'm a Trump supporter, but I'm starting to think he doesn't know what what he's doing."

We're spending more time talking about North Korea than Russia, which I'm guessing is also an underlying factor.

Yup. Because he doesn't actually have a grasp on any given subject. He can't have a meaningful or insightful discussion about international relations, for example, because he doesn't actually understand foreign policy. Or any form of governance, for that matter. So when asked a question, he responds with an answer…

For Trump, running the U.S. is akin to producing a reality TV show, and apparently right now we're in his version of Sweeps Week. Dramatic posturing and fiery explosions = Must-See-TV; nevermind the fact that, should he maintain his momentum and the GOP continue to miserably and silently stare at the ground as it…

Yeah, I guess he could incinerate himself to death. It will be interesting to see where they go with his storyline.

Yes, I'm curious about that. Wouldn't biting him simply preserve him in the state he's currently in? In other words, he'll be immortal, but still a wheezing, blood-hacking old man who can't turn to death for relief from his suffering.

Yeah, I'm curious to see if he'll bump into any of Annville's former residents.

We live in a world where daily news now has the potential to be terrifying, so I'm down with a story about adorable surfing dogs. He should be too!

My poor, naive, elderly dad: "I wonder if the time will come when finally someone will say, 'hey, we should probably take this man and check him into a mental hospital. Maybe just get him evaluated.'"
If only it were that easy.

Thinking about all the Xanax White House employees must be popping just to brace themselves for whatever he's gonna say next. I mean, this is the man who will start WWIII with a Tweet.

Considering he more or less dared a psychotic dictator to pull some shit this afternoon, you're probably right. 😥

I think the controversy largely centred around his bizarre explanation.

That he regularly forgets he trapped a kid in Hell is disturbing. The way he walked out of the church to get french fries, leaving behind his congregation, and his supposed friend Emily, to deal with the emotional aftermath was also disconcerting. I know these are small observations; I'm just using them as examples as…