They should’ve made it the entrance to a hidden meerkat tunnel, imagine if they all piled in at once!!

My Bosnian friend tried pumpkin pie for the first time today. “The spices are what we use in Bosnia... But... It is... A slimy dessert, isn’t it?” She was such a trooper! I love me some pumpkin pie, but I get how it might have, shall we say, an unpleasant texture if you’re not accustomed.

Darlin’, I believe you just described everyone.

Are you having a stroke?

Allen, if you’re reading this—you are a saint, your husband is a gem, and your wedding made me cry.

When you put it like that, the defense actually makes a lot of sense. How many affable rapists have the courts let go free, after all? How much ink has been spilled bemoaning the horrible fates of seemingly-friendly repeated sexual predators?

ok but I need to wear that outfit every single day for the rest of my fucking life thanks.

Also, as someone who has fallen off a sidewalk more than once, I can attest that some of us just aren’t meant for walking in an upright fashion at all points in time. And don’t get me started on how often I turn too soon around a…

I have a running list of people I want to get high and color with and she's near the top.

Some people are just naturally clumsy. Now take that, put it in heels and a tight fitting dress and watch what happens.

Oh that’s easy. “Women who tempt men reap what they sow”. Of COURSE he started assaulting her, she's sexy! Obviously!

I hate that shit! I hate that! What the fuck are they doing?

Why are people not talking about this???????

Someone high up at Gawker Media knew it was being cancelled and saw a void. There can’t be any other reason for this wholesale, bullshit destruction of Jezebel so it can “become the primary voice for celebrity and pop culture coverage”.

Just got home from the longest, crappiest day at work to see this... It’s just not my day. I also had a man tell me I was ‘looking pretty good even though I look like a dude’ which is a super self-esteem booster for any woman.

I’ll miss the chicken tetrazzini woman

WHY EVEN HAVE AN E! WITHOUT A SOUP

Um, RIP to

screw it, just buying myself this for christmas and calling it a day.

I feel embarrassed to buy them now! Like I need to loudly proclaim that, "Actually, I need these for pickles! And jam! And other purposes for which they are intended! I am not a hipster" as I am purchasing them. Oddly, this does not make me feel less embarrassed.

I read it to mean that while they are understandably going on hiatus there is a plan to reunite and continue on for their fans.