I can’t wait until I’m old enough to be called a “curmudgeon”. I’m tired of being called a bitch.

Also, with that attitude you are more likely to get some than not.

“Too assertive,” when said to a woman, is almost always coded sexism, yeah. Your suspicions are most likely correct, I’m sorry to say.

You've just described the demographic most likely to feel entitled. A sense of entitlement, an excuse, and a rationalization are the three elements that tie most deception thefts together.

Why would you do that? You made scream out loud in a bar. Ugh!!

I actually screamed

If they knowingly hung spiders everywhere after he specifically said that he had a phobia, then fuck them. Don’t play with people’s phobias. People who do that are the scum of the earth. Otherwise, don’t wave guns around. Not cool.

Seriously. I can’t be bothered to fold ONE hand towel before throwing it on the towel rack.

The Strucker boy was obviously frightened when he left, which means it was because Andrew the Inhuman killed his companions and nearly got him too. Andrew left May because he was freaked out about her killing the Inhuman and about how she’d react to him. Which is an example of how true love means keeping secrets from…

Well my heart kinda leap a bit when Fitz went to his computer...I was scared that it would be some Will obituary or something proving that Jemma pulled the delusion of him from her mind form a preexisting memory blah blah blah...

I’m still side-eyeing them until they’re like “we found his body and it is definitely him” or something. We still haven’t heard an explanation for why only Strucker exited the building (with no Hydra goons). It could be that SHIELD is pretty sure he’s dead, but they could surprise us down the line (sort of like…

Simmons did not predict the Fitz opening of the portal, they were out on that ridge because she predicted when the sun would come out (and wouldn’t again for another 18 years) and just happened to see the flare that Fitz sent through the portal. The only portal opening she was able to predict was the one across the…

Cool reference (or is it an Easter egg?) that NASA astronaut Will traveled via the Monolith in 2001. I had expected to see bits and pieces of HAL in the cave.

I’m choosing to believe that a brilliant, career-focused, single woman of science is rocking an IUD.

I don’t remember the scene exactly but they knew the obelisk was kaput. On the surface of that realization is that it would be nigh on impossible to get back and that, all things being equal, Will is dead — either by his own hand willingly, or by his own hand thanks to the Madness of Evil, or simply by the evil…

LOL...if there’s any character attribute I’d assume about Simmons, it’s that she’d color-coordinate her practical undies.

It’s not actually a swimsuit. Apparently she’s wearing her skivvies; black cami and matching undies.

What if she actually did go crazy in the no-fly zone like the others and this whole story is the result of it, covering up for the real reason she needs to go back?!