Someone who engages in LGBT behavior

Yay, facts!!

Finally finished this ornament. Now to cut it out and glue on a ribbon!

I know Saturday Night Social is usually fun filled and such, that said, may I just take a moment to speak to women? Frida Khalo is a perfect example for my diatribe.

In 1972 a pastor told us “The only thing that makes a legal marriage is the right signatures on the right paperwork. EVERYTHING else is optional.” Coming up on our 45th anniversary next month, without ever buying an engagement ring, a white dress, a tuxedo, catering services, etc etc etc etc etc so it seems to work.

You don’t need a cake, you need 12 cakes!! (from our wedding, which was in our back yard).

Christ, she sounds evil. May she step on a lego while going to the bathroom in the middle of the night and then accidentally pee on her own carpet from shock.

OK, everyone in Kinja Land raise their hand if they’re too squeamish to eat such a hunk of protoplasm. (My hand is way up there.)

Don’t you mean

I thought I was the only one! I looove building furniture

It is worth noting, however, that this diagram only applies to square sandwiches, leaving subs out in the cold. Perhaps Richt will come out with an addendum.

I’m so fucking sick of people trashing Madonna. You don’t like her, fine whatever. But I don’t get why it’s ok to call her old, ugly, washed up, crazy, trying to hard...it’s MADONNA. She hasn’t changed who she is almost 40 years and she’s not going to. As women we should applaud her for not giving in to the constant…

So life has been a shit-filled tart with hot garbage frosting for many. I’m fighting my own depressive cycle and isolation, and school stress is kicking my ass. I know this is super corny, but I’d really like to know what you’re thankful for, even if it’s just the love of a pet or a nice neighbor (those can seem to be…

I am spending Thanksgiving completely alone, at home, in a state across the country from all my family and in-laws. Which is perfect. My husband will be visiting his family, including both of his brothers and a sister-in-law, and I am SO GLAD I am not going.

Relive the past?

Relive the past?

TWO squares of chocolate? Who eats only TWO squares of chocolate?

I fucking love how much she says fuck. Also, much appreciate her saying us childless women are brave. I get so many annoying comments about my lack of children...why don’t you have kids? When are you going to have kids? Don’t you want kids? What, you don’t have kids? Oh, you’ll change your mind, kids are the most…

I know, right? A large pizza is supposed to serve eight but fuck that too.