Ah, you were involved in the great Salami Incident of June, 1991 as well. 

You, SimuLord, are wrong.
Cheese belongs on a chicken sammich more than anywhere else!

I’ll co-sign no tomato.
I always leave the tomato on when I order bc 1) Don’t gum up the works in the kitchen. I can take the tomato off if I really don’t want it and 2) “Healthy”. But I ALWAYS take it off halfway through. It get’s everything all wet and mushy and just nasty.

Fuck you, PB&J is an amazing snack. Carbs, sweet and salty.
Not something you eat everyday for lunch, but perfectly fine to mix it up. 

Have you ever melted swiss on a BLT? Cheese DOES belong there.

*applause*

or he picked up some of that acumen along the way. 

You’re assuming they aren’t working hard to pass. While their admittance was false, if they are doing what they are supposed to and making the cut, why should they be kicked out?
The staff who allowed it though, they need to go. 

What about her?

Yep, I had a poster next to my dorm door: “C’s Get Degrees”
If only I followed that advice and didn’t just fuck off and get D’s

Leave your bias at the door.
These are kids of privileged, so yes, they would think they have the opportunity to take these tests in special situations. Not to mention I never discussed how I took the SAT with my friends. It was something I slogged through on a Saturday.
Knowing GPA? Shit I had no idea what mine was…

His mom is a piece of shit, but counter point on handwriting - It doesn’t mean a damn thing. It’s has nothing to do with someone’s educational development.

It’s like running into Snoop Dogg and him NOT smoking.

Never said I was a stronger person than anyone.
When you pull/walk up to an ATM you check your surroundings, if you trust yourself, you should feel confident that you are safe for the transaction.

And you can miss me with that kicking people bullshit. 

So you heard that “some people” have to say what he does is wrong.

Yes.

I know it’s Coors Light, but free beer is free beer.

WHERE’S THE LIST OF BARS?!

Millennial here never have I
1)Drank a Budweiser sober (Bud Light, sure, but Budweiser is a different beast)
2)Bought one of these pre-packed marinaded meats, and I grill/smoke at least 5 times a month, have since my pre-teens
3)Used anything less than a Shiner Bock in a marinade.

This just seems like the worst kind of…

28 incidents, that’s what 777s have had over it’s 25 year span. Crashes or not, 28 incidents.

While, as stated above, I am team no gift, I would never want people to feel like they can’t give. Have the first kid on the way, and I think I will handle it like you - give a gift if you want/can/have time/remember, if you don’t, I won’t hate you, because odds are I’m not bringing one to your kids party.