So I was all ready to compliment you on the “days go by” line, then realized that’s the theme song to Family Matters, not Full House.

Yep, Step Brothers is butt

Had a moment like that this past Saturday. Woke up around 4:30 and remembered buzzed me forgot to pick up catfood on the way home. I have about 45 minutes before the cat realizes I am awake and starts yelling waking my pregnant wife.

Curbside pickup is the worst. Never less than a 10 minute wait, always a substitution - FROZEN CHICKEN BREAST STRIPS ARE NOT A ADEQUATE SUBSTITUTION FOR FAJITA MEAT DECKLAN- and when they are “out” of something they most definitely have it.

Yes, marked down meat. I store on Saturday and Sunday mornings, before 10. The serious shoppers with big lists are there, but the marked down meat, packs of mushrooms, fancy cheeses, are all ripe for the picking. And no serious shoppers go for those items around here. It's glorious. 

Right? That’s obviously an attempt to call someone gay, not a racial slur. 

I thought this must be true as well, but in 2015 they had a pop of 50K

Vegan chicken nuggets are not a thing

“(And it is always a dude)“

I had a blacksimilie moment and thought it was Brian McKnight

Freestyling is not reading off your phone. 

that was no where near insinuated. 

This is extreme, but I'm for it. 

Yea, you do. So why argue about the intent? What is on the total line is what matters, end of story. 

No one said they DONT have gout

When you sign you are agreeing to pay what is written on the total line. I would go with the lower amount just to be safe, but what is on the total is technically the correct way. 

Nah

Im ok being proved wrong, but I agree with you.

Yes, yes you can. 

No, it is not. You biggoted excuse for a human.