It aint the same song. Similar, but not the same. Rap is all about sampling, any artist in the genre bitching about it is a fucking hypocrite.

The idea of a rap or hip-hop artist crying about “stealing” or borrowing ideas is insanely laughable.

Rap and hip-hop is rooted in sampling. Take this beat, rap over it. Take this loop, chop and screw it. Take this line from this song and make a whole goddamn album off of it.

Jase is peanut butter and jealous.

This is fundamentally wrong. A restaurant is designed to SELL FOOD. Not for you to hang out all day. If you continue to purchase items, you can hang out all day. If you’re going through a drink an hour, or just drinking free coffee, get out. 

I don’t get how someone wouldn’t believe it would work.

Iinterested in or just a good friend or the person you are most connected to in a room. When I read this a while back I noticed my office mate and I will usually look at each other in meetings after a funny or awkward moment. Not interested in her, I doubt she is interested in me, but we are closest with each other…

Learn a new language with Netflix (but only if you have some expertise in it).

*gasp* a server doing there job by trying to upsell? The horror. 

How the hell do you not know servers have sections? I’ve never served but by paying attention and deductive reasoning, I discovered this.

God forbid a food establishment wants you to order food at the table.

Want a place to have a soda and a snack? That’s called someone’s house.

You’re screwing up the cash flow for the server. They often work sections and therefor cannot seat another table, their turn gets skipped, they miss out on tips.

Yep, this right here. I’ll admit, I’m a bit of a rusher at dinners. Dont want to overstay the welcome, dont want to keep the next group from enjoying the space either. But my friends just love to camp after eating and sip on the same glass of wine or beer.

How slow are you eating that the staff is offering dessert menus to the other guests. That's your que to hurry the fuck up. 

If that’s the meatloaf they serve, and it is as described, it is not a legitimate reason to return it.

Take for example: We have a pizza place where I live that 95% of the town agrees is manna from the heavens because they have a cult following with the blue collar happy hour at 3 crowd (and local swingers.) In…

Fuck nuts is a term of endearment.

It’s also the term for people who lack reading comprehension. 

Farting is bad in the shower because of the humidity. It sticks in the air, causing more shit particles to stay in your nose hole longer.

Source: I’ve tested it in a non running shower and a running shower. Had to prove my girlfriend wrong. 

It’s totally possible. I’ve done several painting classes and there’s always one or two who are beginners and fantastic.
While Art takes skill, it’s not as specialized as artists like to think. 

No, Dago Bread is this:

He answered the question very clearly, fuck nuts.

Honestly, you should know if that takes you ten or thirty. If you REALLY don’t then you block 30 minutes.