Er... isn't the petrol cap always on the driver's side of the car? That has been the case for every car I ever owned.

Jesus Christ. Jesus.
I don't know what to say to this.
I don't think I have anything worthwhile to add, but this is one of the most awful things I've ever read on here and I feel like I want to cry just reading it - and I'm not usually the emotional type at all .

Er, forgive my Englishness, but what is "half & half"?

lol - Win

Given that he suffered from depression for over twenty years before committing suicide, this should not come as a surprise...

Yes- this. Reaper = just about everything Pro Tools can do for a tenth of the price.
A monstrous bit of software for the price.

You don't own a kettle?

It recommended a breakfast of tofu and yoghurt. On regenerating it recommended a breakfast of yoghurt and yoghurt.

Can't see the article - it wants me to sign up with my credit card details (and no way to dismiss the window) just to see it.

Maybe they were jive talking.

That looks like a render to me.

You sound a little Uncertain.

Totally agree.

I feel the same. Also, dear internet, shut up about bacon - it's sad to watch.

When I try to get Kinotopic I just get a message saying "This item is currently being modified. Please try again later."

Damn. Scuppered.

Never uploaded any pirate stuff, but I have just paid fifty quid ($80) for a premium membership so I could upload my own music videos to there. Grrrr.

Surely you could move your desk into the corner opposite the two walls that have doors, thereby facing them both at 45 degrees?

More like "Use Sugru to make colourful lawn stands for your glittered turds".

Sorry about that :)