It might not have been from the lift. Maybe a beautiful woman walked by.
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I think it was the same drunk German gynecologist that invented Luge.
He made some nice cars, though.
He just takes after his father’s side of the family…
getting one cheerleader wet
Lauren, send some Deadspin staffers to do some investigative journalism. Pull the fire alarm and see if he makes it out on foot.
He’s a golem made of mayonnaise.
He’s A Dim Son...
Interesting to see how China handles this moving forward. The Ball’s in their court.
“My grandpa didn’t cross an ocean and risk his life to destroy Fascism, just so he could come home and see mass gatherings where every single person didn’t pledge total fealty to the homeland.”
“We have these DeLite pizzas with thin crusts and healthy toppings, like grilled chicken and artichoke and..”
“is the full destruction and elimination of the entire mainstream media....We envision a day when the New York Times closes its doors.”
“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”
no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?
They cried “The election is rigged” until “Trump won, get over it!”
So the guy perpetrates the violence and then blames the woman for not preventing it? (Checks all of human history.) YUP! CHECKS OUT!
“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”
Is it okay if I- white, straight, male- play this game, too? Because I like it!
What are, "Things you would never say in an NFL locker room."