Fall means high school and college football. Therefor Fall is the best of the four seasons.

This prick proudly proclaimed, in the midst of firing Jimmy Johnson, “There are 500 coaches who could have won the Super Bowl with our team”. Really? How about finding just one to get you back there dipshit!

Jerry got a ring with Bozo Switzer at the helm. The same Bozo who was in charge of an OU team that sold and…

The VW is spelled Beetle, the band is spelled Beatles

Fuck that guy with a rusty, red-hot, iron dick.

*Testarossa

What’s the story on that red 993 that’s labeled 400R concept? Is that a Ruf?

Koenigsegg.

That grey Ferrari 275 NART Spyder is the bee’s knees.

Came here to post this very thing.

1997 was TWO decades ago.

I thought I read somewhere that Frankie Muniz (Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle) bought that car.

On sailboats, fluid dynamics are important above AND below the water!

I remember when Porsche did the same thing back in 1999, because they were putting the money into developing and producing the Cayenne. I didn’t agree then, and I don’t agree now either. Porsche belongs in top class endurance racing.

Seriously. I say whoever made this nonsense needs to be fucked raw by a rusty metal dick.

“Pussy, money and racecars. That’s pretty much all I care about.”

Tony Stewart

“One time a friend and I dropped acid and drove around in my dad’s car...my dad had one of those talking cars...we’re trippin’ and the car goes ‘THE DOOR IS AJAR’...We pulled over and thought about that shit for 12 hours.”

“How can a door be a jar?”
“I don’t know but I see it!”

ESPECIALLY for driving a Ferrari!

My first car was an 87 T-bird with a transplanted 5.0HO from a wrecked Lincoln Mark VII LSC. Mine also had the digital speedo, with digital bar graphs for the tach, fuel, coolant temp, etc. The speedo would stop at 85 MPH, but if I was really hauling ass I would switch over to KPH, where it wouldn’t stop until 199…

Pretty much my exact specs too. Plus Bose audio.