maedhros922
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ESPECIALLY for driving a Ferrari!

My first car was an 87 T-bird with a transplanted 5.0HO from a wrecked Lincoln Mark VII LSC. Mine also had the digital speedo, with digital bar graphs for the tach, fuel, coolant temp, etc. The speedo would stop at 85 MPH, but if I was really hauling ass I would switch over to KPH, where it wouldn’t stop until 199

Pretty much my exact specs too. Plus Bose audio.

At the track, you’re not sliding around in your seat because you’re firmly belted in.

The Cayman GT4 did indeed have more power than the S and GTS models of the same year, due to its 3.8L flat six from the Carrera S. 380HP vs 350HP in the GTS, the next step down from the GT4

Regular Car Guy needs remedial math. At about 8:29 he says less than 10,000 Corrados were ever produced, and yet, IN HIS VERY NEXT SENTENCE, he says they made 97,521 of them.

97,521 > 10,000

My niece is one of the developers of this game!

The “Gig ‘Em” thumbs up is the Aggie gang sign, like the “Hook ‘Em Horns” sign with the first and pinkie fingers is for the Longwhorns.

Pink Floyd is porn for blind people.

Knucklehead doesn’t know a brake rotor from a brake caliper.

Red Barchetta - Rush

What’s the purpose of the roof scoop? It looks like it’s open in the back, so probably not a fresh air scoop for the driver or co-driver...

Guy walks into the auto parts store and asks the man at the counter, “Can I get a gas cap for my 1987 Yugo?”

Man behind the counter says, “Sure, that sounds like a fair trade.”

1. Bruce Canepa’s Stage III modded 959

Why are the Aggie Corps of Cadets uniforms 100% cotton?

There’s no virgin wool within 100 miles of College Station.

How do you know you’re within 100 miles of College Station?

When you honk the horn on your pickup, the sheep are trained to back up to the fence.

Know how to get an Aggie coed into your dorm room?

Grease her hips and push REALLY HARD.

STOOLwater...FTFY

BMW 750iL...BMW seventy five oil

I guess Stef is Keeping Austin Weird.

Wanna know how to get an Aggie co-ed into your dorm room?

Grease her hips and push really hard.