M-O-O-N, that spells we’re fucked.

Excuse me, Bart Gets an F and Bart’s Dog Gets an F are two different episodes.

Good lord, I’m traumatized just from reading the synopsis.

I was sure she was going to find his body.

After I finally managed to get it out yesterday.

That’s what we all want to know.

Cheers to the final Is A Hot Dog A Sandwich. It’s been a great run. 

I’m glad someone else mentioned this. Like, obviously Tiny Dancer was going to get the nod in the article, but the whole movie was full of moments like this.

It’s so easy to forget how good that show could be, when it wasn’t being fucking horrible.

Why would you go with Baby Bat when Li’l Wayne is right there?

It’s not, though. 

I mean, I think cooks in general should make more, but I don’t want it coming out of my pocket. If they want to bump my hourly pay, I’ll gladly share tips, but the blame belongs with the owners’ greed, not the servers.

I’ll take Gretchen’s Kool Kat poster, thanks.

In my experience, 100% of owner/managers who expect servers to do this are scumbags.

“Like yeast” is my favorite joke from this series.

So, 420blazeit6969?

I went to evangelical churches as a kid, and they pretty much do. You never see those pastors get as worked up as they do when it’s time to pass the basket.

I can’t think of one role she’s played, but looking at her picture, I can hear her voice.

It’s true. I was a good kid, and every memory I have from that time makes me cringe now.

Also, while Astin did grow on me, I still don’t want to see him doing any of Santino’s songs.