Counterpoint: fuck you.

Pfft. I’ve loved him even longer than that...although it happens like an hour into Trainspotting, so I guess not much longer.

Wait, people actually buy them? Everyone I know that has one has it because they took it from a restaurant.

I adore Fernet probably more than most, and even I was horrified to see it come up here. It’s very popular in Boston among service industry workers as an after work shot, which is how I was introduced to it. It’s also lovely with ginger beer and lime.

Based on follow up careers I would give that to Kudrow, personally, but it is close.

The original Lawnmower Man short story is one of the most absurd things I’ve ever read. I mean that as a compliment.

I can’t tell if this is supposed to be a joke.

Tiny. Umbrellas.

My friend works at a bank, they get all the Monday holidays off.

Who? Oh, you mean William Corgan.

Let’s just assume we don’t listen to Howard Stern and you can tell us what you’re talking about.

I do hope they give Vinnie more to do soon, but I have to say I like Josh more now than I did as the romantic lead.

It was Max, but now it is definitely Dog Josh.

I only knew it because of the Landry character on Friday Night Lights. And yes, it was also the only one I knew.

That fucking car commercial. The only thing even said about the car is “nice exterior.” Unless the car actually comes with a family, it’s as pointless as it is annoying.

It was stuck in my head the second I read the title to this article.

At least you know who to call when your windshield’s busted, right?