As a misunderstood man once said:

Featuring Richard Brake, who is one of the best character actors. His parts are generally minor but he knocks it out of the park every time. 

Even though my dad had a ‘71 Chevelle and a ‘78 Corvette that I actually drove to prom in with my now wife, the coolest was our truck.

What we really need is an aircon shift handle. My triple black Acura TL has a leather wrapped stainless steel shifter. In the middle of August in the lower latitudes of the country, shifting gears in my car is like using the business end of a lightsaber to run through the double H-pattern.

Yes. I’m tired. And cranky. You’re right.

Car has the S85 with 200K? I don’t care if he “KNOW WHAT HE GOT” or not. That engine combined with the SMG is like playing Russian Roulette with 5 rounds in the barrel. And the previous owner used the free round just before you.

You genuinely have no idea about his fuckery. I grew up where all this shit took place. My dad lives near him. And lemme give you a quick primer on my dad. He’s a gruff farmboy from WV that worked in a coal-fired power plant for decades. One could call him a conservative. He had no love for all the EPA regs that came…

Kids. My two daughters, aged 4 and 6, have enough shit that facilitates this damned thing. 

Kids. My two daughters, aged 4 and 6, have enough shit that facilitates this damned thing. 

No. Just.....um......ehhhh........no. CP

With Antennagate a few years back, and Dieselgate more recently, I’m sure Bosch can Voltron their way into causing Portraitgate, the damning scandal of mobile phones always recording vertical. Stop the damn presses!

I used to take road trips in a 1980-something Old Cutlass. It was the old RWD style. It had 2 doors.

Urinary stents are also fun. Especially when they get removed. In the office. Awake. Through the ol’ ripcord.

Why is there NO GODSDAMNED SNEAKER PIMPS PLAYING?!?!

So when you’re in the ICU after said motorcycle accident, with a substantial blow to the head that gives you anterograde amnesia as a parting gift, lifting the key card of the little Asian nurse who speaks Broken Engrish to break out of the locked ward is what NOT to do.

Tool is the Pink Floyd of prog metal. Not hardcore metal, not psychedelic, but harder core than regular alternative with a good LSD trip thrown in.

Considering my wife and I both drive sticks, nope. But that’s only because anyone that asks has this conversation:

Jessi Combs was an inspirational female role model. Bad ass woman. She will be dearly missed. 

Dude, I totally get you. There are 4 major events in my life, 3 great and 1 terrible. My wedding and the birth of my daughters make up the 3. The day I successfully cosplayed as a speedbump was the terrible one.

J37, huh? It’s gonna burn oil faster than gas soon. Godsdamned silicon impregnated liners.

87 Honda CRX Si