I’m a white man in my 30's, and I think that is horseshit. Jail. 6 months.

How the fuck has she not been hauled off to jail yet? She got into an argument with a police officer who, I am pretty godsdamned sure, knows her license is suspended. Then she gets into her car, drives off, and breaks at least couple laws in the wild U-turn. If I was the police, I would haul her ass in. At the very…

Yes. Yes it is.

Personally, I never minded the beak on the Acuras of the last few years. That does not apply to the YUGE beak on the 09-11 TL. That thing gives people nightmares. And before anyone says it, I am one to talk. I own a nightmare fuel TL. Been trying to find time, money, common sense to get the damn thing painted.

Richard Cheese is just awesome all the way around. One can never go wrong with the Cheese.

Sure they can get in. They could even start it. But as soon as they stall it with the ultra grippy clutch, they’ll probably be boned. And they will stall it.

I could write a book on the stuff I have seen or been party to.

Oh gods, yes!

Ah, yes. Anytime I see the $4 piece of clear plastic in the center of a grille, I know the $4000 millimeter wave radar unit sits behind it.

Hydration can work or f—k you up on this stuff. Case in point, when I was living in AL I had to pee in a cup every couple months to make sure the painkillers I’m prescribed are being used for their intended purpose. On multiple occasions I would test clean. That throws up red flags. So we did a test.

Worked at Acura for many trips around the sun. It was always the same jokes when one of these pulled in

Agreed. I have been on the New Jersey, Alabama, North Carolina, and Iowa. Those things are just awesome. It brought me to think of “overgunned” whenever I saw one.

Many many moons ago when I was at university in Ohio, there was a guy with a serious hard-on for Conquests. So much so that he bought a red one, designed his own subframe, and shoehorned a Mopar 318 in it. The thing was surprisingly quick. Any time I see one I remember that red one rolling by with a V8 rumble.

Yes. Yes we could. >:)

Holy...

So, haha funny story here. This lady brings in her car one day. It was summer in the Tampa Bay Area, and her HVAC fan was out. Simple enough on those cars. The wiring harness was not capable of handling the current from the transistor controller to the fan. It burns up so we replace a sub harness. We (the technicians)…

For shits and giggles one day I brought up a 2015 Hyundai Tucson Hydrogen Fuel Cell vehicle in my parts catalog. I navigated my way to powertrain and got the part number for the actual power unit, aka fuel cell. When I ran the part number through my DMS, it was in excess of $99999.99 so the computer could not give me…

Also, FWIW, over the years of working at dealers I have known scores of sales people. The vast majority of them are good honest people trying to get the car you want for you. It just felt like to work at this particular dealership, you had to have a prerequisite of psychopathy.

The sales people at this particular dealer were real high caliber of folks. These guys were the embodiment of all the stereotypes surrounding sales people. They were really slick. While they never actually stated in concrete words that an owner never had to change their oil, they very heavily insinuated and hinted…

Yes. Some geographical regions have a larger number of morons per capita. And the last region I lived in certainly had a very high moron to population ratio.