[As heard from my father getting out of his new Accord. His moron brother starts badgering him.]

Only one springs to mind. The Turbo 301 from a 1980 T/A. Prime Malaise-Era horsepower (or lack thereof) if I ever saw it. A car with a quarter mile time of 18 seconds and change with the high power option.

This movie is one of my favorites. It belongs in the "so bad that I must love it" category. A few months ago, I watched it on my provider's On Demand vault. It was just as cheesy as it was when I watched it oh-so-many years ago.

@strideo: So very true, I'm afraid.

I got the app before it was pulled. I love it. Essentially, we have digital proof of our society circling the drain.

Great. Someone is close to inventing the Heisenberg Compensator. Replicators, transporters, and warp drive will wait for next year.

Thank you! I got a message that said my wife's iPhone was close to going over the data plan. 40 MB of data is being sent at 3 in the morning. Total BS!

I like Stargate's Asgard better.

I like Stargate's Asgard better.

Bumper stickers, cigarettes, kneewalking drunk individuals, and bad music.

I have a crushed vertebrae with radiculopathy (nerve damage) going down my left leg. My left leg always feels heavy. I have to walk with a cane most of the time. And I STILL prefer to drive my manual-transmission Accord over my automatic TL any day of the week.

@Flathead Smith and the Screaming Straight Pipes: I am a Master-certified Acura and Honda technician. All manufacturers have specific codes that are in-house. However, the vast majority of codes are all standardized. For example, a P0301 is a misfire detected on cylinder #1. Regardless of the maker, if you want…

There are reasons the dealers have certain software. For certain things, if you do it incorrectly, damage to components result.

Either death metal or Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me podcasts. Crazy, huh?

People are polarized on this one. Tons of people call it bland or plain. I just think it is simple elegance. This one is always in my Top 5 of All Time Favorites.

@blackviper8891: I had the chance to buy one from the dealer I worked at. One of those no win scenarios, but it would have been nice in my garage.

@Aleki: And that is why the human race is doomed if we were relying on me to keep it alive.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the first sign of the apocalypse. Now, if you will excuse me, I am heading downstairs to my nuclear bunker and not coming out until Dec. 22 2012.

@parabellum2000: Oh yes. Before my wife got stationed here in NJ, we lived in the Tampa Bay area for 8 years. Boy do I have tales of saggy-asshattery.

@electricarchie: It was not my intention to offend the proper drivers. They are so few and far between in Jersey. ;)-