@nobodyr: Ha! But are you a karate expert?

Oh man, if only all medicine tasted like chocolate.

Oh man, if only all medicine tasted like chocolate.

@thesluttypumpkin: Haha, I'm usually in the opposite situation. I'm 5'4" and my best friends and sister are all around 5'8". This one day, they all wore heels and walked slightly in front of me. I felt like they were my body guards or something.

@accesskathryn: Yeah, it's pretty much the only language that all

Diwali diyan vadaiyaan/mubarakhan!

My school (McGill in Montreal) has a Quidditch team. They even have practices on lower field. Said practices consist of running around with mini-brooms (where would they even get these?) between their legs.

@Huey Freeman: They speak Pashto and Dari (a dialect of Persian) depending on origins. She very well might be Farsi zubaan (local for Farsi speaker). Anyways, the best of luck to her and I hope she finds a safe home far, far away from Afghanistan.

As much as I love Christina, this record, save for 1-3 songs (depending on who you ask), blows.