It’s like the 1950s attempted to build a Mattserati: http://www.adrianstomcat.co.uk/Mattserati.htm

Are you so aggressive about backing in because you know you’re wrong?

Did he prudently put his hazards on? Or was he just leaving the left turn signal flashing?

Like guys in tan khaki pants, golf shirt, and New Balance sneakers on casual Friday who can’t wait to get the lawn mowed on Saturday so they can sit and watch the big sports game on Sunday with a nice crispy boy.

Re: fact #2: They should have just changed the venue to the Four Seasons in Philadelphia. That door looks plenty wide!

The new tundra definitely exudes big dick energy.

Oh, I WISH I had a bed of nails! Back on my time we had to sit on ONE rusty nail, and the doors were linked to our livers, so if we tried to open the window, we would need a transplant. That we would have to sell a kidney to afford. And those were connected to the power steering, as was the stile at the time. Now, to…

It’s a static structure and doesn’t move. His Holiness stands up inside of it. That technically makes it a Pope-up roof.

All of’em. Every single one. Federalism presents a challenge, but Americans have demonstrated that they don’t want to pay for infrastructure, period. They don’t want to fund national parks, or transit, or ensure power grid redundancy. They don’t want to protect wetlands, regulate building in disaster-prone areas, feed…

I love that story about the old lady, in which things have come back full circle. Cars are meant to be loved, be their motors ICE, EV or steam. 

“I’m game. We’ll see who rusts first.”

“people are getting hurt through questionable choices involving fuel hoarding”

Telling children who to hug is big issue for me. A couple I love dearly are always telling their kids to hug Auntie/Uncle So&So goodbye, and when it comes to me I always tell them they don’t have to.

Those jerks tried to circle him looking all hard, but his vigorous pumping and spraying all over the place got them off as fast as possible.

Hi Jason! A chilean guy here! The video it’s hilarious, but I feel I should warn you the twitter account you linked is a far-right, trump-stan alike. On the future, please try to avoid giving visibility to account names with ‘patriota’ on them.

You’re right. An experienced rider would have crouched down into the ready position and, right before coming in contact with the wheel, yanked up on the handle bars and pulled the bike into a back flip over the wheel, and then glanced over at the truck driver mid-flip and fired off dual finger guns before touching…

I’m 50.

Reminds me of Disney’s Aerosmith Rock n’ Roller Coaster at Hollywood Studios. You get in the cue and you meet the band as their hits are played overhead. Every Dad over 40 is rocking out and the kids are going “Who the hell are these guys?!”.

From the link I provided: “The car parked outside of the Treasury Department building is based on a number of different cars manufactured at the time and was the creation of the Bureau designer who developed the artwork that served as a model for the engraving, because government agencies were prohibited from…

I love it when I’m watching the news and they have little stickers covering up the logos on the back of their ipads. Once I saw they had a macbook with the glowing logo and the sticker couldn’t stop the glow.