This story involving “equipment” and “going limp” has brought back some painful memories.

When I buy a new graphics card for my computer I never, ever look at the top of the line.

For the car:

If you switch hands, it’s cheating?

Geezus, why not both? Alternate!

More like Cheney, but with shittier temper?

No. Coal running is not some kind of statement. Nor some kind of heroism against anything.

So you mean this, but for batteries? I approve.

Oh, I was hoping it was “spend 2 minutes on the task then move on”

I hate my job

Requires 6 drivers. And they will cave into peer pressure and crash near the first coffee shop they see.

It would be pretty dangerous for those 18 non-drivers to approach the cars though.