Fuck Me!

Of course you can always move into the passing lane to let them pass you in the slow lane and honk as they tear ass... but that’s a recipe for starting shit.

Especially when there are 2 or 3 open lanes

Wild rice?

Wild rice?

Have you ever gotten a $400 speeding ticket? (I took the 8 hr class for $150)

Le Eco?

Are those headlights real? Because they look like they could melt the sun...

The only thing I’m wondering is if she’ll do it in the backseat of a VW

Don’t fart... and you’re ok.

Has it been tested with an idiot behind the wheel and an over zealous cop??

1st person to poop their pants wins?

Yeah, they say “fiery death” like it’s a bad thing...

Whadda fuggin moron

Since we are talking about the “double dutch”....

I agree completely... as someone that has had the best of everything it’s not as awesome as you imagine. Yes, there is a difference between good stuff and crap but beyond that it’s just extra money.

So did it win?

Corvettes like trees and ditches

OMG... Popeye’s a fricken’ cheater!

Well that explains a lot...